{"id":2615,"date":"2015-06-10T05:05:54","date_gmt":"2015-06-10T10:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/?p=2615"},"modified":"2015-06-12T15:57:13","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T20:57:13","slug":"a-short-rant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/a-short-rant\/","title":{"rendered":"A Short Rant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/angry-33059_1280.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2616\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/angry-33059_1280.png?resize=300%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Rant Face\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/angry-33059_1280.png?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/angry-33059_1280.png?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/angry-33059_1280.png?resize=1021%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1021w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/angry-33059_1280.png?w=1276&amp;ssl=1 1276w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Don&#8217;t jump all over me after you read this. I love my wife, I respect her,\u00a0and I realize she&#8217;s ultra-busy. But&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>There are four teensy things that drive me crazy about her. I&#8217;ve told her what they are. I&#8217;ve pleaded with her to change. I&#8217;ve even explained why they matter. I&#8217;ve given up trying to get her to change. I&#8217;ve decided to live with them and consciously undo them every time they happen. But I have to get this off my chest.<\/p>\n<p>What are they?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Leaving the toilets open<\/li>\n<li>Not putting the new toilet paper roll on the\u00a0spindle<\/li>\n<li>Leaving clothes on the floor after she&#8217;s mowed the grass<\/li>\n<li>Not recording mileage from her car<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>By way of explanation, the first three\u00a0are concerns because we have a toddler living in our house again. It&#8217;s been over ten years since our youngest was a toddler. At that time we had these same issues. The toilet matters because Hectic Grandson has discovered water and\u00a0<strong>loves<\/strong> to play in the toilet. I&#8217;m trying to proactively avoid him flushing toys and such so we need to keep the toilets closed.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_2617\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2617\" style=\"width: 292px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/toilet-paper-147621_1280.png?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2617\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/toilet-paper-147621_1280.png?resize=292%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Studies prove this is wrong!\" width=\"292\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/toilet-paper-147621_1280.png?resize=292%2C300&amp;ssl=1 292w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/toilet-paper-147621_1280.png?resize=995%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 995w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/toilet-paper-147621_1280.png?resize=146%2C150&amp;ssl=1 146w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/toilet-paper-147621_1280.png?w=1244&amp;ssl=1 1244w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2617\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Studies prove this is wrong!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The second one is related. When she puts the new toilet paper roll on top of the spindle, it&#8217;s great ammunition for Hectic Grandson to toss\u00a0into the toilet. Not only does it waste a roll, it makes a\u00a0<strong>huge mess<\/strong>. The only saving grace is that she&#8217;s not putting the roll on with the paper hanging off the back.<\/p>\n<p>Clothing makes a great addition to any open toilet in Hectic Grandson&#8217;s opinion. More importantly, we have a preponderance of poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac on our 14 acres. I&#8217;d hate for our little guy to get any of those.<\/p>\n<p>The last item is entirely standalone. We&#8217;re trying to do a better job of maintaining our automobiles. To that end, I have to know the mileage since the last oil change and\u00a0last tire rotation. I don&#8217;t drive her car on a regular basis, so I need her to provide me with the mileage so that I can track it in our spreadsheet. This allows me to schedule periodic maintenance for her car.<\/p>\n<p>But lest you hate me, I&#8217;m being proactive. I&#8217;ve given up\u00a0<em>explaining<\/em> (which she calls\u00a0<em>nagging<\/em>). I simply go through the house several times a day and put the toilet lids down. I even do it without grumbling. I put the toilet paper roll on the spindle and say a small prayer that I get to choose the direction. That makes my world a better place. I pick up her mowing clothes with a grateful heart, appreciating the fact that she mows\u00a0the close-in 2 acres (leaving the outer 12 to me). Finally, I check the mileage on her car each Sunday and record it in my spreadsheet.<\/p>\n<p>And thus we have a harmonious life!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<div align=\"center\"><a title=\"Modern Dad Pages\" href=\"http:\/\/www.moderndadpages.com\/ \"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none;\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.moderndadpages.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/quotescover-PNG-98.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"Modern Dad Pages\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t jump all over me after you read this. I love my wife, I respect her,\u00a0and I realize she&#8217;s ultra-busy. But&#8230; There are four teensy things that drive me crazy about her. I&#8217;ve told her what they are. I&#8217;ve pleaded with her to change. I&#8217;ve even explained why they matter. 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