{"id":3510,"date":"2015-09-02T05:10:45","date_gmt":"2015-09-02T10:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/?p=3510"},"modified":"2015-08-25T17:18:24","modified_gmt":"2015-08-25T22:18:24","slug":"word-of-the-week-abscond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/word-of-the-week-abscond\/","title":{"rendered":"Word of the Week: Abscond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 300%;\"><strong>Abscond<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>There are some times that I just want to get away from my kids. Not in a bad way, I just need to have some\u00a0<em>alone time.<\/em> I&#8217;d like to sneak away quickly, avoiding detection. 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