{"id":786,"date":"2014-01-20T19:11:52","date_gmt":"2014-01-21T00:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iip-group.com\/hectic-dad\/?p=786"},"modified":"2015-06-12T16:20:54","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T21:20:54","slug":"sports-weekend-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/sports-weekend-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Sports Weekend Part 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The third day of my weekend sports spectating &amp; traveling was spent in Wichita, KS. The fieldhouse where my Junior daughter and her team played is just an hour from home, so it was a piece of cake compared to the prior day&#8217;s drive. It was also her 17th birthday, so I was really looking forward to spending the day with her.<\/p>\n<p>This is a new team for her, so the dynamics are a still a bit in flux. This was also their first volleyball tournament, so there was that. And most of all, the fieldhouse where we were has around 14 courts. I didn&#8217;t go into the South half, so I don&#8217;t know how many courts they actually had setup. Each court hosts about 5 teams, so doing the math (on a calculator, LOL), we come up with around 70 teams. Average seven players on a team, plus about as many adults and you&#8217;ve got around 1,000 people all in one building.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_787\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-787\" style=\"width: 800px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-787\" alt=\"photo\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo.jpg?resize=800%2C596&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"800\" height=\"596\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo.jpg?resize=1024%2C764&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo.jpg?resize=300%2C224&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=800%2C596&amp;ssl=1 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.hectic-dad.com\/hectic-dad\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/photo.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=800%2C596&amp;ssl=1 2400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-787\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Typical Volleyball Crash Area &#8211; One of Six that day<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Since you&#8217;re at one of these tournaments from 7:30AM until around 5:00PM or later, you carry in food, blankets, drinks, and all the electronics you can imagine. To say that these events are a madhouse is such an undert statement, it&#8217;s laughable. There are so many people and so much stuff that you can&#8217;t really grasp it. Mix in the actual volleyball courts, bouncing balls, and sounds and you have the makings of a wild time.<\/p>\n<p>The funniest part of the day was at the very start. I had dropped my daughter at the door and then battled for a parking place in the lot that was about 30% smaller than it should have been for the influx of people. We were early enough that I managed to get an actual marked space. That was a plus, since by 2:00PM there was a towing company onsite towing away illegally parked cars. Talk about folks getting mad!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I dropped her and then decided that I would sleep until her first match, scheduled for an hour after we arrived. I stayed in the car, since it was quieter, and had a pretty good rest. Then I went in to watch their first games. I finally have this figured out after nearly 15 years of watching volleyball. Games make up matches. There are either two or three games in a match (at this level). I have mixed up the terms match and game for so many years it&#8217;s not even funny! I did figure it out this weekend , so that&#8217;s a huge plus for me.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, after their match, my daughter told me where their camp site was, and asked me to bring her some food and a Gatorade. He instructions were, it&#8217;s &#8220;behind the exit sign&#8230;that one that you can see. My stuff is on the zebra blanket right behind the sign&#8221;. Sounded simple enough.<\/p>\n<p>Hahahahahahaha.<\/p>\n<p>The photo doesn&#8217;t do the situation justice. Zebra patterns are apparently the pattern of choice this year. There were no less than 20 Zebra-patterned blankets on the floor within a short distance of the pillar. Of course, I questioned whether I had the right pillar. She had going in with a Salthawk Volleyball bag, so I was looking for a Royal Blue back with her name and the Salthawk logo. In case you&#8217;re wondering, Hutchinson is where the inland Permian Sea was during that ancient era, so we have a lot of salt deposits and one of the largest salt mines in the world. While nobody else seems to quite get it, having the Salthawk as a mascot makes sense. We don&#8217;t really mind that it&#8217;s a mythical bird. The Phoenix is, and nobody questions that.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I stood there looking for her bag and her zebra blanket. And I stood there. I peered. I looked to the left, I looked to the right, I looked straight ahead. I chatted with several other folks who were doing basically the same thing. As unlikely as it was, there was another lady there who was looking for a royal blue backpack on a zebra blanket. I found her destination, but I still hadn&#8217;t found mine. Then I decided I would walk the diagonal across the crash area and hope to find it. Sure enough, about twenty meandering paces in I was right on top of her bag and blanket. The funny thing was, it was literally in a straight line from where we had been standing through the support pole with the Exit sign. I should have taken her at her word. I felt silly, but her stuff was delivered.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the day went well, and despite a bit of a let down in the last match, they played very well. The 17 year-old version of volleyball is a lot more exciting than the 11 year-old version. In the lower age group, returning the ball across the net is a rarity, and volleys of any sort are even more rare. In the elder version it&#8217;s really high-quality volleyball. I had a great time watching her.<\/p>\n<p>Then, true to the nature of the Hectic Household, we went shopping for her Birthday presents. The plan was for me to do that during the day, but their schedule wasn&#8217;t conducive to that plan. Furthermore, I don&#8217;t ever make the right decision on what to buy, so I figured we&#8217;d cut out the dual trip (purchase-wrap-give-gift, return-to-store-for-exchange) and just purchase what she wanted in the first place. Not very fatherly of me on the one hand, but more efficient for all involved on the other.<\/p>\n<p>We ended the day with a nice celebration including steaks on the grill. Not very often that we can do that in Kansas in January, but we were unseasonably warm with 67F weather, so I took advantage.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, it was a great wrap to the sports-filled weekend. And it was nice to celebrate another birthday with my daughter!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The third day of my weekend sports spectating &amp; traveling was spent in Wichita, KS. 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